Under God

The 'Lost' Supper or da Vinci?

By David Waters

The cast of ABC's Lost is the latest to pay homage to The Last Supper, Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece depiction of Jesus' last meal with his disciples. What started as a clever parody in the 1970 movie M*A*S*H has devolved to a campy shtick as in such classics as That 70s Show.

Under God thinks it's time once and for all to choose the best (from among the classiest) and, perhaps if we're lucky, put an end to the practice. So Vote Now.

CLICK on the photo of your favorite, then scroll to the end to view results (you have to scroll up a bit on results page).

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Keep in mind that according to many contemporary NT and historical Jesus exegetes, da Vinci's last supper was also fictional.

e.g. http://wiki.faithfutures.org/index.php?title=016_Supper_and_Eucharist

"At the same time, Luedemann concludes that the portrayal of Jesus celebrating such a ritual on the night before his death is not historical. He is clear that there is "no generic relationship" between any actual final meal and the Lord's Supper understood in cultic terms.

He also denies the Passover character of the supper as a Markan creation. Like Meier (below), Luedemann does accept the saying (Mark 14:25) about drinking wine in the kingdom of God as authentic. He concludes: (this saying) "hardly came into being in the early community, for in it Jesus does not exercise any special function for believers at the festal meal in heaven which is imminent. Only Jesus' expectation of a the future kingdom of God stands at the centre, not Jesus as saviour, judge or intercessor."

Conclusion: Even the original Last Supper was "slick fiction" and simply another rip-off.

Posted by: ccnl1 | January 5, 2010 6:42 PM
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I'd have to go with The Sopranos - the placement of Tony and his mother are perfect. But why only six choices? I've compiled 100 pop culture Last Suppers to give you some more options:
http://culturepopped.blogspot.com/2007/04/suddenly-last-supper.html

Posted by: poppedculture | January 5, 2010 10:32 PM
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Actually, my favorite isn't one of the choices - it's the Folsom Street Fair poster.

Posted by: lepidopteryx | January 6, 2010 8:08 AM
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If one includes "The Sopranos," one has to include "The Godfather":

http://www.flickr.com/photos/contractflicks/2845801125/

Even if the Last Supper never happened, it's still a powerful image in artistic and mythical terms.

Too bad the list at Popped Culture doesn't include a Monty Python version.

Posted by: Carstonio | January 6, 2010 10:29 AM
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You've ignored the best of all time - the scene of the feasting beggers in Bunuel's "Viridiana" - which preceded M.A.S.H. by several years.

Posted by: StPaul1 | January 6, 2010 11:12 AM
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I am stunned and shaken that the author has omitted the most important one of all: that starring His Noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
http://www.venganza.org/images/wallpapers/Last-Supper.jpg

Posted by: arminius3142 | January 6, 2010 11:42 AM
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Hmmm, "Carstonio" appears yet again. Keep in mind that this is an anonymous blog and imposters abound even though "impostering" violates blog rules and the Torah's Ninth Commandment.

Posted by: ccnl1 | January 6, 2010 4:08 PM
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Tell me again who is the gay couple to the right of Jesus in the original. I thought gay-bashing "Christains" pontificate their god made Adam and Eve, not Peter and John.

Posted by: coloradodog | January 6, 2010 5:56 PM
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Here's a peculiar Last Supper at the Wiesenkirche at Soest, Germany. Instead of bread and wine, ham and beer are served!
http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=de&u=http://www.wiesenkirche.de/&ei=RiBFS5H9IJOWtgfR7bn-AQ&sa=X&oi=translate&ct=result&resnu

Posted by: arminius3142 | January 6, 2010 6:47 PM
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I didn't include the Monty Python version of the Last Supper in my list as it is a skit and not an image - unless you have seen an image.

I do have the Flying Spaghetti Monster but had not seen the Godfather version - thanks for the link.

Posted by: poppedculture | January 6, 2010 8:32 PM
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What about Mel Brooks "History of the World" That was a great "Last Supper."

Posted by: Linda813 | January 6, 2010 9:56 PM
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Persnally, I think most of these guys are ful of hot air!

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Posted by: clermontpc | January 6, 2010 10:16 PM
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Posted by: Knee_Cheese_Zarathustra | January 7, 2010 10:45 AM
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Who can say no to Tricia Helfer?

Posted by: reiflame1 | January 7, 2010 11:47 AM
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I think it's a bit goofy to compare the various knockoffs to the original. The poll should be just among the knockoffs.

Posted by: ah___ | January 7, 2010 11:49 AM
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I think there's a little joke going on here with the Leonardo version. Notice the feet of Jesus. In the original fresco, a doorway was cut into the wall after the fresco was painted, eliminating Jesus' feet and part of the table cloth. No one knows what his feet looked like.

Moreover, Jesus' feet in the painting here are crossed at the knee or ankle. No 15th century artist of note would EVER paint someone like Jesus with his legs crossed! If anything, his feet would be planted on the floor, slighly splayed out.

Posted by: lenagabe1 | January 7, 2010 11:49 AM
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No one knows what Jesus's feet looked like? No one knows what JESUS looked like. If it had been important what he looked like, God would've had someone invent the camera a lot sooner. And was the Last Supper catered, ya think?

Posted by: djmolter | January 7, 2010 12:34 PM
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Cleavage wins!

Posted by: edbyronadams | January 7, 2010 1:05 PM
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I'm surprised that missing from the choices offered is Salvadore Dali's "The Sacrament of the Last Supper." His surrealistic treatment is perhaps the most open to interpretation through individual perception.

Posted by: omoobatala | January 7, 2010 1:12 PM
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Need one each for the following:
The E Street Band
Earth, Wind and Fire
Chicago
The Grateful Dead

And then:
The No-Name Defense
The Steel Curtain
The Greatest Show on Turf

Posted by: noybizz | January 7, 2010 1:25 PM
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Where can I get a copy of the Soprano's Last Supper? Like Poster sized?
That is awesome!

Posted by: jwm1974 | January 7, 2010 1:27 PM
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You left out the Flying Spaghetti Monster: http://www.venganza.org/images/wallpapers/Last-Supper.jpg

I am deeply offended.

Posted by: flibber | January 7, 2010 1:45 PM
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Omoobatala,

I thought about mentioning Dali's masterpiece, but never got around to it. I had the privilege many years ago of seeing that remarkable painting 'up close and personal' in the National Gallery. Even as an ignorant 17 year old, I was stunned, and must have spent the better part of an hour looking at it from every distance and every angle.

Posted by: arminius3142 | January 7, 2010 1:46 PM
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Battlestar Galactica is the best choice because it seriously addressed the role of religion in government and society.

Posted by: Garak | January 7, 2010 1:51 PM
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Another one to add to the list: There was an episode of "That 70's Show" that did a brilliant spoof as well... and this website will show you that image plus 90+ other spoofs:
http://www.2dorks.com/gallery/2009/0521-lastsupper/index.shtml

Posted by: LNER4472 | January 7, 2010 1:52 PM
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CCNL1: I am always amazed at how so-called "historical Jesus" critics can look back 2000 years into the past and pick out the "made-up bits." Even more amazing is that the remaining "real bits" always wind up supporting their agenda. Wow, they're so brilliant!

Posted by: dmm1 | January 7, 2010 2:07 PM
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I love looking at all these versions of the Last Supper. Here is a web site that tracks Last Supper variations. Have fun.
http://culturepopped.blogspot.com/2007/04/suddenly-last-supper.html

Posted by: TVDIVA | January 7, 2010 2:35 PM
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I like the origional and for second best i would pick battle Star Galactica the actress in the center makes my leg tingle

Posted by: scon101 | January 7, 2010 3:13 PM
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Thank you , I haven't been to the National Gallery in awhile.

Posted by: sulu1 | January 7, 2010 4:58 PM
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Meanwhile, Satan's evil trinity shaum, carstonio and coloradodog conspire to persecute ccnl1 by calling him on his incessant, repetitive cutting and pasting.

Posted by: coloradodog | January 7, 2010 5:10 PM
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Of those shown, da Vinci's wins hands down. Among his most brilliant innovations on the theme was to have Judas seated in the midst of the disciples, present, not absent, in shadow rather than garbed in black.

The Last Supper myth with its betrayal of Christ by one among the first of Christians has a historic realism that da Vinci was at pains to render.

Traitors are always among us, no matter how good the mission. They are our insiders, our hypocritical others, our brothers.

Posted by: Farnaz1Mansouri1 | January 7, 2010 7:33 PM
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“God has no religion”
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~Mark Twain~

“Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what religion is.”
~Mahatma Gandhi~

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“Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich”
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“Priests are no more necessary to religion than politicians to patriotism”
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Posted by: samxstreampools | January 7, 2010 7:56 PM
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My favorite is Dali's but it wasn't a choice. This is about painting, not about belief, as many readers seem to think.

Posted by: atlantisleather | January 8, 2010 6:13 AM
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Yeah, what about Dali anyway. What was he, chopped liver? Especially since his rip is (I think) right down at the mellon.

Posted by: jonfran | January 8, 2010 8:33 AM
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Actually, I think Dali's painting of the crucifixion was better.

Posted by: Farnaz1Mansouri1 | January 8, 2010 9:15 AM
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"Meanwhile, Satan's evil trinity shaum, carstonio and coloradodog conspire to persecute ccnl1 by calling him on his incessant, repetitive cutting and pasting."

Not me. I haven't said a thing about it and I don't intend to.

Posted by: Carstonio | January 8, 2010 12:26 PM
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"Actually, I think Dali's painting of the crucifixion was better."

Which one, Farnaz? There are at least three. The most famous one, the unfolded hypercube for a cross, and with the woman looking on, is fantastic. I wish I could see that one for real.

Posted by: arminius3142 | January 8, 2010 12:31 PM
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Hmmm, Coloradodog is associating himself with the likes of "Schaum" and "Carstonio", two of On Faiths frequent imposter flyers. Could it be Coloradodog is actually Schaum and Carstonio who continue to violate blog rules and violate the ninth commandment of the Torah????

Keep in mind that On Faith is an anonymous blog and imposters abound.

Posted by: ccnl1 | January 8, 2010 1:19 PM
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As I close, for the final time. The Washington Post Weekend article on the National Gall,ery!!! was very good.

She's definately in the framework.

Posted by: sulu1 | January 8, 2010 4:54 PM
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Arminius:
"Actually, I think Dali's painting of the crucifixion was better."

Which one, Farnaz? There are at least three. The most famous one, the unfolded hypercube for a cross, and with the woman looking on, is fantastic. I wish I could see that one for real.
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That is the one, Arminius. I, too, have never seen the original. Years ago, I was strolling in Greenwich Village, saw some posters on a stand and started to look through them. That is when I discovered the Dali Crucifixion.

Even the recollected image evokes a sense of timelessness.

Posted by: Farnaz1Mansouri1 | January 9, 2010 1:52 AM
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As a fan of both "Lost" and BSG, I had a hard time choosing. I picked "Lost" because it was closer to DaVinci's original than the BSG one. Now, if they'd have had Sawyer with his shirt off, it would have been no contest! :D Besides, I've been a fan of Terry O'Quinn for years, and love what this show has done for his career.

Posted by: Athena4 | January 9, 2010 11:58 PM
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